Oh, The Places You Will Go or No. 22

(Total JC Penny's ad, right?)
If you came to my blog just to see if I was wearing those red heels again, guess what? I am. I've decided that it is actually pointless to take them off. I sleep in them. I shower in them. I love them. I tell them sweet nothings when no one is looking. If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only take 1 pair of shoes and a book, I'd take them and The Davinci Code.
In fact...
I would wear them on a train. I would wear them on a plane. In a box with a fox, in a house with a mouse. I would wear them here or there. I would wear them anywhere. I will wear red suede shoes, yes ma'am. I will wear them, Kendi-I-am.