Heidi Montag -- and all of her brand new refurbished parts -- managed not to melt while standing upright underneath the hot L.A. sun on Wednesday.
Heidi has graced the world with not one, but two new songs today, because she loves us all and wants us to be happy. And dancing.
"Trash Me" issues a stern warning to the haters who would tarnish Montag's meteoric rise to world domination with their negativity, while "Sex Ed" is a bawdy little romp that promises a wealth of carnal knowledge to any lucky man who can look at her radically altered face long enough to get it on. Sample lyric:
You got the green light
Now ready set go
Give me that student body
I'll teach you all I know
Now ready set go
Give me that student body
I'll teach you all I know
See? We told you it was good.
Brace yourself for a bout of sonic bliss and check out the tunes below:
~celebuzz.com, tmz
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